Stand-up comedyComedy
Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ off to Mars
Price
Settle Victoria Hall (27 November 2026): £20.50. The online booking fee amount is not stated; tickets are also available by phone or in person. The venue’s listed 22:00 finish is an estimate only. Doors open 45 minutes before the show; age guidance 14+. Farnham Maltings, Great Hall (6 November 2026): £20 including the booking fee; age guidance 14+; running time 110 minutes including an interval. The venue lists a 7pm opening time for the 7:30pm performance.
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About
Andy Parsons returns with his brand-new stand-up show, Please #@!$ off to Mars, inviting audiences to laugh about life’s difficulties.
Andy Parsons performs stand-up comedy, inviting audiences to laugh about the difficulties of life. This brand-new show follows his nationwide 2023/24 tour. His previous work has been seen on Netflix, Amazon Prime, BBC iPlayer, Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week, and his 2025 NextUp stand-up special. The performance runs for 110 minutes including an interval and contains strong language and adult content.
Featuring
All dates · 6
November 2026
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Listed on exeternorthcott.co.uk, farnhammaltings.com, themajestictheatre.co.uk, discoverfrome.co.uk, settlevictoriahall.org.uk. Details can change, so check with the organiser before you go.